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Dad:	I just bought a helicopter. Well I bought it days ago but just took delivery today.
Me:	Really?
Dad:	My red one broke. This one is blue. $19 on Amazon. You should get one. I fly it round the house and the dogs go nuts.
Dad:	Yeah, they’re real fun. I’ll send you one.
Dad:	I can send my red one right now!
Dad:	But it doesn’t fly, so I don’t know.
Dad:	Well I’m just saying…
(20 minutes later)
Dad:	You can have a helicopter.
Me:	I want a purple one.
Dad:	They don’t make purple. Red, yellow, blue, black, and invisible.
Me:	Lol. Okay. Invisible.
Dad:	Then you already have it!

Helicopters