jhnmyr:

Dear Aaron and Rebecca,

First of all, thank you for inviting me to your dinner party tonight. It was a blast and a great way to end a tough week.

I also wanted you to know that tonight I dog whispered your dog.

From the moment I walked in I realized that you had a dog in need of whispering. It…

Just when I’m ready to pull the plug on following him because he’s a pretentious jackass, he posts a blog that’s just like one of his old ones.