January 2012
2 posts
nickholmes:
Llama; drama.
Ha!
December 2011
1 post
Christmas time in south Florida is weird. It was 80 degrees again today.
November 2011
2 posts
Remembering Joyce
My friend Joyce passed away three years ago today. I will never forget it.
A lot has changed in the past three years, but the constant has been how much I miss her. I still think of her every day, and the smallest thing can trigger a memory - the sound of a diesel engine, the smell of perfume, a picture, or a favorite piece of jewlery. I was afraid that as time went on, I would start to think...
October 2011
4 posts
September 2011
2 posts
nickholmes:
Don’t laugh at this. (thanks @madlyv)
This is fucking hilarious. Thanks, Nicky.
August 2011
3 posts
Gavin
I was going to post this on something on Gavin’s Facebook page, but decided that I don’t need a bunch of angry Gavin DeGraw fans to know my full name and then stalk me. So here it is, my loyal Tumblrs:
“HUGE Gavin fan here, so I hope this doesnt come off wrong…but I find it interesting that after G “said” that he’s slightly embarassed about the attention...
2 tags
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
1 post
May 2011
5 posts
nickholmes:
Thanks (@fermunation)
April 2011
5 posts
My (own) favorite Easter posts...
nickholmes:
May your path to righteousness run red with the blood of your enemies.
Love,
The Easter Bunny
“I surrender to my destiny that I might lay my soul unafraid upon the doorstep of hell. But working the malls is the hardest part.”
-Easter Bunny
“I would never hit a woman - I’m a romantic.”
-Easter Bunny
“Your fear is what makes you weak.”
-Easter Bunny
In Germany,...
My house echoes.
Miranda Hobbes on SATC once asked, “When you love someone and then it ends, where does all the love go?”
Good question.
Is it ever really possible to be friends with an ex?
Can the love I had for him in the past somehow translate into platonic love for a friend? Will I be able to deal with seeing him and the wife, being all happy?
I don’t know.
But I love having him as...
Helicopters
Dad: I just bought a helicopter. Well I bought it days ago but just took delivery today.
Me: Really?
Dad: My red one broke. This one is blue. $19 on Amazon. You should get one. I fly it round the house and the dogs go nuts.
Dad: Yeah, they’re real fun. I’ll send you one.
Dad: I can send my red one right now!
Dad: But it doesn’t fly, so I don’t know.
Dad: Well I’m just saying…
(20 minutes later)
Dad: You can have a helicopter.
Me: I want a purple one.
Dad: They don’t make purple. Red, yellow, blue, black, and invisible.
Me: Lol. Okay. Invisible.
Dad: Then you already have it!
March 2011
11 posts
Also:
Can I just say, my parents kick complete ass. They’ve been amazing. Supportive, comforting, and I call them “the packing fairies.” Every day when I come home, there’s exponentially more work that’s been done. It’s incredible. I am the luckiest girl in the world.
I am in a logistical nightmare
Packing 1) sucks, 2) makes me sneeze a lot, 3) makes me not know where stuff is, 4) makes my head explode.
This “New Jersey for a month” thing is throwing all my awesome, finely-scheduled, fastidiously-organized, down-to-the-minute packing plans out the window, too. GRRRRAAAAAAWRRRR!!!! But, it’s a good thing for me to go to NJ and get a little time under my belt before the...
The Rose
I decided on Wednesday while driving to work and sobbing uncontrollably, that I need to finally go visit Joyce’s grave before I leave for Florida.
I still have the red rose from her funeral. It’s dry and faded now, but almost 2.5 years later, I just can’t throw it away. But I think I’ve come up with a solution. When i go to visit her grave, I will take it with me, along...
one forty plus: I Just Dog Whispered Your Dog →
jhnmyr:
Dear Aaron and Rebecca, First of all, thank you for inviting me to your dinner party tonight. It was a blast and a great way to end a tough week. I also wanted you to know that tonight I dog whispered your dog. From the moment I walked in I realized that you had a dog in need of whispering. It…
Just when I’m ready to pull the plug on following him because he’s a...
eject: An Open Letter to The Ignorant Kid in the... →
kellyoxford:
Dear Kid,
I received your apology and request to remove my previous post. I was shocked that you’d gone to such great lengths to remove this from the internet, but then I read what you wrote again. Yeah, it’s terrible enough to warrant the attention.
I won’t remove it, but I will take your name…
Kelly Oxford, I love you. (not in the creepy way)
I’m sick of this shit.
Make It Easy
Me: Did you get the fax? I know how hard typing is for you so just reply with a smiley face for yes and a sad face for no.
Dad: :)
February 2011
5 posts
Miner For A ♥ Of Gold: Actual conversation... →
styla73:
heynicesweater:
heynicesweater:
liserrr:
Tony: Where is Wellington?
Me: Australia or New Zealand. Why?
Tony: This Kylie said she needed a monitor and I have one that I could give her since it will cost me $10 to get rid of it.
Me: Well, it’ll cost more to give it to her since she lives in another…
That was my point. That the Wiggles are Australian AND we get their shows...
January 2011
7 posts
December 2010
8 posts
